Behind Door #1 — 80-year-old, but in good shape, not overweight, rides bicycles and runs, and has decades of experience in domestic and international affairs, empathetic, compassionate, competent, despite a razor-thin majority cobbled together bipartisan majorities to enact infrastructure (whereas his predecessor had repeated “infrastructure” weeks but never actually passed anything), end the pandemic that his predecessor allowed to get out of control, restore relations with NATO and other allies that his predecessor had decimated and restore economic stability, open up a bottlenecked supply chain his predecessor had destroyed and reduce inflation that had exploded out of control, and reverse the record unemployment he inherited to record lows while adding more new jobs than any previous president. Stable administration with little turnover. Mentally sharp — can speak extemporaneously on any issue despite lifetime speech impediment.
Behind Door #2 — 77-year-old, obese, bloated, cholesterol-laden out-of-shape old man who can barely hobble down a ramp aided by military escorts, with multiple state and federal felony indictments and more to come, who attempted a coup, wants to be a dictator, is corrupt on multiple levels, and broke every campaign promise he ever made. Promised to eliminate the national debt; instead blew up the budget with record deficits and record increases in the national debt. Promised better health care and full prescription drug coverage for less; delivered neither. Promised to build a wall along the entire southern border and force Mexico to pay for it; no wall (repaired a few miles of existing wall) and Mexico never paid for anything. Promised he would be too busy to take any time off; record vacations and golf days. Promised he would release his tax returns and then refused to do so even under subpoena. Promised to reduce trade deficit with China; left it at record highs.
Choices, choices.
Behind Door #1 — 80-year-old, but in good shape, not overweight, rides bicycles and runs, and has decades of experience in domestic and international affairs, empathetic, compassionate, competent, despite a razor-thin majority cobbled together bipartisan majorities to enact infrastructure (whereas his predecessor had repeated “infrastructure” weeks but never actually passed anything), end the pandemic that his predecessor allowed to get out of control, restore relations with NATO and other allies that his predecessor had decimated and restore economic stability, open up a bottlenecked supply chain his predecessor had destroyed and reduce inflation that had exploded out of control, and reverse the record unemployment he inherited to record lows while adding more new jobs than any previous president. Stable administration with little turnover. Mentally sharp — can speak extemporaneously on any issue despite lifetime speech impediment.
Behind Door #2 — 77-year-old, obese, bloated, cholesterol-laden out-of-shape old man who can barely hobble down a ramp aided by military escorts, with multiple state and federal felony indictments and more to come, who attempted a coup, wants to be a dictator, is corrupt on multiple levels, and broke every campaign promise he ever made. Promised to eliminate the national debt; instead blew up the budget with record deficits and record increases in the national debt. Promised better health care and full prescription drug coverage for less; delivered neither. Promised to build a wall along the entire southern border and force Mexico to pay for it; no wall (repaired a few miles of existing wall) and Mexico never paid for anything. Promised he would be too busy to take any time off; record vacations and golf days. Promised he would release his tax returns and then refused to do so even under subpoena. Promised to reduce trade deficit with China; left it at record highs.
Covfefe. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.