Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 25, 2015

Sad, but true.

Social progress. Yay!

Strange freedom hear

Nowadays, it’s unsupervised ADULTS in the playground that worry police!

Quick call out the SWAT Team. The world of today is not the world I grew up in. The world of today makes me sick.

Just say no to hovering moms – let the kids run free..

It’s the problem of meddling adults who used to just keep an eye on unsupervised kids when I was young, and now they feel like the police need to be involved.

I grew up in Brooklyn in a neighborhood that was wall-to-wall tenements. I was supervised on the street by 599 other kids.

so not the best time to be a kid anymore. They will have no indepence.

Better call Child Protective Services. After all, children playing unsupervised might be scarred for life.

Watch out kids!! Don’t play with any toy guns or the police will shoot you!!

We should all simply turn our children over to the government, at birth, and get them back as adults. He said sarcastically.

Good one, Jeff!(And very topical, too.)

“children, do you know where your parents are?”