I told all my relations: I don’t care what you do with my body after I am dead. I have no further use for it. But I did ask that they honor my organ donation wishes. However at my age, I doubt that there are many parts worth scrapping.
I do have a titanium knee, so I’ve signed over the mineral rights to my heirs.
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
Take it! Take another little bit of my heart now darlin’!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I love the Monty Python routine where they come for the guy’s organs while he’s still alive.
2Goldfish almost 9 years ago
Maybe because you didn’t have the guts!
dflak almost 9 years ago
I told all my relations: I don’t care what you do with my body after I am dead. I have no further use for it. But I did ask that they honor my organ donation wishes. However at my age, I doubt that there are many parts worth scrapping.
I do have a titanium knee, so I’ve signed over the mineral rights to my heirs.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 9 years ago
I have a very low excitment threshold!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 9 years ago
Moderately ballsy
gammaguy almost 9 years ago
I signed up as a piano donor, but so far nobody’s said they need it.
K M almost 9 years ago
And as E.N. Johnson was fond of pointing out, it’s better to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ.