Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 07, 2018

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    Jeddo  about 6 years ago

    Not the lemons?

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    derdave969  about 6 years ago

    And he got a trophy for it.

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    DanFlak  about 6 years ago

    When he was in high school, my eldest son was 6 foot 5 and very muscular. One day, he walked out in the football field and the coach came up to him and enthusiastically said, “Are you here for practice?”

    My son responded, “Yes.”

    “What do you play?” the coached asked even more eagerly about his position.

    “Trumpet.”

    My son was in the band and had no interest in sports.

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    joegeethree  about 6 years ago

    Somebody else is picking flowers.

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    Phoenixbbs Premium Member about 6 years ago

    …and at the end of the season you’ll get an award just like all the others on the “Team.”

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    Plods with ...™  about 6 years ago

    In HS, I played right end, guard and tackle.

    Right end of the bench,

    Guard the water bucket

    And Tackle anyone that came near it.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 6 years ago

    And juice boxes…apple prune flavored.

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    formathe  about 6 years ago

    His dad has already built the trophy case for the participation ribbons.

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    rhpii  about 6 years ago

    Actually his Mom is in charge of them. He just gets to carry them.

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    sandpiper  about 6 years ago

    There’s one on every team, not that they enjoy the honor.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 6 years ago

    Our AD had a policy if you came out for a sport for all four years and you had not earned a Letter by your junior year you at least would at least earn a letter your senior year.

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