Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 25, 2018

Now there’s a threat if I ever heard one

I was at Big Lots last night to pick up some cleaning supplies. I had a hard time finding them, 90% of the store is now stocked with Christmas items. They are finally displacing the Halloween stuff that has been on display since the 4th of July. I give it until Thanksgiving for them to put out the St. Patrick’s Day decorations.

I think I’m on her mailing list.

What? I got a stupid coffee that isn’t coffee. Austin TX had floods and can’t keep up filtering the water so has a boil order out to keep people safe from bad water. Local Starbucks are shut down! They can’t even boil water!!!

Crumb to your senses, eat a pumpkin muffin.

…or on a Yelp review.

It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the Christmas letters.

I’ve seen worse. I went to a KFC in town and they were out of chicken. What was worse is they were still taking orders. There was a line seriously PO’d people lined up outside waiting for their orders.