Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 24, 2018

Both of them will be glad to spend all of the money that you have.

We’ve secretly replaced Marty’s Echo with a stack of bench cookies. Let’s see if he notices.

Ask mycroft, she will print it all for you.

This is the point where AI does a digital coin toss to decide whether humans are still necessary

Girl Fight!

Alexa: I will buy for myself, but not for Siri.

Alexa…can you reupholster that couch?

I remember my kids at about age 3 as they tried to assert their independence. The catch phrase was “I do it!” Now they want Alexa or Siri to do it for them. What happened?

Siri-ously ?

I think your Roomba would be better suited for running errands.

Sure. Give your credit card number, the date of expiration, and the CVN. Hey Siri! You want some of this?

Just gotta enable them to access your family’s Amazon suggestions and randomly pick the one that they just bought elsewhere.

Trying to make one female jealous by mentioning the name of another female? What could possibly go wrong?