Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 19, 2018

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    Bryan Farht  about 6 years ago

    If you keep seeing elves? A psychiatic clinic.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Any kid who works out and implements a plan to beat an EoaS gets extra presents from me.

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    sandpiper  about 6 years ago

    Young Scrooge??

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    donwalter  about 6 years ago

    I think I was a LITTLE older when I discovered trouble…

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    DanFlak  about 6 years ago

    We had the original Elf on the Shelf. It was attached to a gift I gave my wife when we were dating as teenagers. Her mom put the decoration in a different place in the house every Christmas. It wasn’t moved every day, but it did move every Christmas.

    We inherited it after we got married and still have it over 50 years later. He’s living atop the wagon wheel lamp in the living room this year.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I had to look this up. When did this become “a Christmas tradition” as Google calls it?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 6 years ago

    Mom has a memory like an elfant.

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    Ikesmum   about 6 years ago

    Hubby says some of his youthful misdeeds didn’t occur to him until he was wrongfully accused of doing them.

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    Nick Danger  about 6 years ago

    “Listen, kiddo, I’ve seen all the ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ strips, so don’t try the innocent look on me…”

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