Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 10, 2020

It’s so strong that you can use both sides.

Lol. When I use paper tissues, I always need at least 3 at a time. Less and I blow right through them, in my hands. With 3, my hands still get wet. Just useless. Maybe those prescribed are a bit stronger.

There are fifty kinds of Tide and twenty flavours of Oreo so why not a couple of new types of Kleenex?

Industrial strength

It’s thicker and it has the Michelin tread

And avoid cruise ships.

It’s made of linen. It goes under the generic name “handkerchief.”

Quarantine!

Bounce.. the quicker upper picker.. One sheet folded can contain the best you can produce.

Paper doesn’t work for me. I’ve got winter allergies to stuff that doesn’t grow in the winter. Well washed cotton for me – cheap, too.

Don’t give pharma any ideas.