Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 15, 2021

Or about 40 pounds less.

I don’t think it’s the bathing suit you should be worrying about.

It’s like insurance,darlin’, you’ve got the coverage you need.

From the neck down.

Reason number 16 why I am glad I’m not a girl.

Guys don’t care what they look like in a bathing suit. Some men should never wear speedos, but that doesn’t stop them and it doesn’t mean they care.

They are one instance where injecting bleach (this time into the brain) might be a good idea.

An objective look at the result of working from home. The number of ‘coffee breaks’ seems to have increased, what with a refrigerator and coffe maker at hand.

But, like most, she’ll apply her brain to reducing the spread and find an acceptable level of mirror comfort.

My wife actually got one from Costco yesterday. She said “Will this make me look fat” and my reply was plain and honest. I said, “Honey, when we are at the beach I will be the only one looking at you and I think you look fantastic”. It took her a few moments and she got it. And she bought it.

They call that thing you’re looking for, a robe.

Keep calm and squat on.

I’m not trying to impress anyone, I just want to get in the pool to exercise, but parent and grandparent both had skin cancer so I am fantical about sun protection. I got tired of having to reach around and try to put sunscreen everywhere, so I finally just ordered a UV-protection suit with long sleeves, high neck, and legs.

…or a few square feet less of flesh!