Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 26, 2022

I like kasha and bowties …

Would you like a psychoanalysis with that?

Try the fettuccine, maybe you identify with the limp noodles.

meh

Try farfalle instead.

There’s always “wagon wheels” to get going and you can “spring” into action….go to the “Lumaca rigata” at the “ Elbow” Bend….

Yeah, but linguini makes me think I should be wearing a regular tie and spaghettini makes me think I should be wearing a string tie :)

Waiter is at a loss pho words.

As JamieLee alluded, it is often called by the Italian name of “farfalle” which means butterflies

Then call it farfalla (butterfly in Italian).

That must be a formal restaurant, even the food wears a tie.

Yeah, vermicelli is MUCH better.

Go for it, man. Bowties are cool.