Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 31, 2022

But, but, but, they’re in the Cloud.

They’ll still write about you after you’re gone. Now you won’t be able to defend yourself and set the record straight.

I still get Facebook (Meta) notifications for dead friends’ birthdays.

Praise be to god…now just stay away from the dark ones….

then Hell would be a room of nothing but cell phones that switch to different socmed sites every 3 seconds.

Now that’s my idea of heaven.

Never saw the need. Nobody’s business where I am, what I’m doing or what I’m eating.

Not sure you’d be there if you were hooked on Facebook…

Yeah, that ended up in the other place.

Still storing stuff in the cloud though.

When you die you’ll know all the secrets of the universe; Leroy is putting ramen in his stirfry, Caroline says someone lost a dog in Florida, some Hollywood putz is suing another, & red pandas are as cute as corgis. In music we have the Red Hot Chilli Pipers, Saxsquatch, & the Hu.

I don’t have any social media presence. Don’t use Facebook, Twitter, Instagram…don’t even know what any of the others are.