Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 11, 2022

It can smell fear.

Guys usually just avoid nose contact.

I saw a sign in Hobby Lobby that said “washing: 30 minutes, drying: 1 hour, folding and putting away: 5 to 7 business days”

It’s better to get it done often or it will sock-it-to- ya!

Does laundry reproduce sexually or asexually? There always seems to be more than can be caused by the clothes we wear.

I do that with a stack of pans, piles of books, and my lawn. Seems they are very dependent, because they never seem to do anything on their own.

I tried that with the national news but I could still hear it.

Ok, so you threw in the towel?

Well if you are just too lazy to do your laundry, just tell yourself that saving water is the green thing to do.

If something in my laundry was looking out at me, I would avoid it, for sure.

Men have been doing that for a long long time.

That will do it!