Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 04, 2022

Do they also have duc tape?

Do they also sell Preparation G?

WD-40 is Water Displacement formula #40. WD-39 would have been the 39th formula tried, and found to be inadequate and therefore rejected. You get what you pay for …

Looks like he’s gonna clean his sinuses or get rid of earwax.

Do they sell Special J cereal?

Heinz 56 sauce?

39 out of 40 homeowners prefer it!

HAHAHA! Great, Jeff. Thanks.

Best read the contents first.

Generic brands are always one shy of the real thing!

Colt 44 beer.

Chanel No. 4 perfume.

Looks like somebody needs to teach Einstein which way to point the nozzle.

Don’t mind a generic so much, but the producers of many such products have figured out that buying generic becomes a habit. When you look at what you are buying, you may discover that the lower price is for a smaller amount of product, or that the ingredients are inferior.

Canadian Tire does offer a knock-off of WD40. Its called UNIVAL multi-purpose lubricant.

He could have had a V7.

Do they have any 49/49 soda?

More likely it was 39.99