Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 14, 2022

Mostly the latter two

And for the hard of hearing, there is the silent treatment.

That’s what you get for marrying a teen.

You forgot throwing shoes

Guys also have 3, muttering, sighing, and alright, already

Wait … is he reading the speech balloon?

Auditing the course on pot-banging next semester.

and DON’T even think about asking “what is wrong?” OMG

Am I the last one to call my wife, my ‘wife’, not spouse, partner, significant other or ground sheet. (The last one is very old Canadian military).

It’s not the three different languages that are the problem. The problem is that his spouse never stops talking.

At least she can communicate with teenagers then.

Don’t forget that language/sound of dishes crashing after they are thrown.

Blankets on the couch is also a dead giveaway that your in trouble.

That few huh!

Sometimes the body language says it all.

And all modes say “If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you!”. Notice she exited with the new tub of ice cream.

That’s usually the language of teenagers.

I think ALL wives are fluent in those three languages.

mine uses one finger sign language