Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 05, 2023

Good thing you got a college education so that you could learn that they aren’t.

It’s honorary. Like all nuns are named Mary.

Guess where his gpa places him on the academic roll.

Wormer???

I thought I was in the Dustin comic for a moment, his slow friend whose name escapes me…(more caffeine)…

That explains Dean Martin at Bartender School.

Their title is attached ….

They may not all be “Dean,” but they all have interchangeable first, middle and last names, like Rutherford Gordon Victor Bennett, Dean of Kokomo U, known to his friends as “Mikie.”

Whut?

I used to think that the two religions in the world were Catholic and Public.

And how did he get into college…

I used to think that dewormer for my dog was named after Dean Wormer from Animal House.

Obviously Dean Martin missed his calling.

A college education is not really all that useful theses day. Want to make good money? Become a plumber, mechanic, electrician, or a carpenter. The money is in the trades. Or…you can suck up to Elon Musk.