Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 19, 2023

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Sanity survival trait

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    Farside99  almost 2 years ago

    Like the MSM at a presidential press conference. “We’ll make it up later based on the retractions”.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That sounds like something you would say if you thought I was listening to you.

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Sorry, dear. I was transfixed by your stunning beauty and momentarily heard angels singing, nothing else.”

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I asked my wife to rate my listening skills. She said “you’re an 8 on a scale of 10.” I still don’t know why she wants me to urinate on a skeleton.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    It’s men like you who have no respect for their spouse‼️

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    His groove has become a rut and on the way to an abyss.

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    My wife claims that I never listen to anything she says. That’s not true. I do listen, but there’s she says so much so fast, I can’t absorb it all.

    You computer programmers will understand this. My wife starts talking then in mid-sentence she spawns off another conversation, this happens recursively until my brain runs out of stack space.

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    wrytercat  almost 2 years ago

    People complain I don’t talk enough. I’m female. I walk away from people who talk too much.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A nice out-loud laugh with my morning coffee. Nice way to start the day :-)

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I have a sign in my kitchen that says that.

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    slbolfing  almost 2 years ago

    There is a video by Mark Gungor that should be required viewing before contemplating marriage: https://youtu.be/29JPnJSmDs0

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    DenO Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    My wife says I have selective hearing. I told her, “That is not true. I hear you now and I don’t want to.”

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    formathe  almost 2 years ago

    And never say,, “But you have not said anything of value”.

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