Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 27, 2023

The hobos probably have your house marked too

Is it that time already ?

There’s a sucker born every minute!!! I’m one of those too. Love me some Samoas!!!

All the small scouts in our neighborhood have grown up, so we don’t see them anymore, especially since covid hit.

He ate 4 boxes.

Once stopped at a gas station in NY. There was a PC printed note on the pump telling you Girl Scout cookies were for sale with the attendant inside.

On a Saturday morning walk, we saw a Dad emptying his minivan to set up a cookie stand in front of the neighborhood bodega. It’s GSCS season!

I’ll be working on my pinewood derby pin this week

This is what usually happens anyways! Parents contact everyone they know to sell the cookies! Including magazine subscriptions, wrapping paper and popcorn in a tin! ☺️☺️

I wish we had more variety up here in Canada.

My wife is an ex-girls scout, so she’s vulnerable. We buy several boxes and put them in the freezer. We usually finish them before the next sale comes around. We do NOT eat a lot of sweets in our house. I think we just finished the last of the leftover Halloween candy.

Cue the stories of Girl Scouts setting up their tables near Medical Cannabis Dispensaries and selling out in less than an hour. Make sure the cookies have all natural ingredientshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qsYKKxdRaU

Next..Den Leader patch.

OK. I read that as “easy girl”, scout ….!!!!! Whoa! Wonder how my mind got there!!!????

Had a friend who was coo-coo for Girl Scout cookies – especially Thin Mints. He would go up to one of their tables (set up outside a grocery store) and buy every Thin Mint package that they had. He’d freeze them, and hope he had enough to last himself until the next year.