Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 01, 2023

…..that the power doesn’t go out.

…and order pizza.

And don’t say “APRIL FOOLS!”

Either she’s a lousy cook or it’s lab-grown food in that pan…Eww

Happens nearly every week when the choices are down to just a few items in the frig. Usually comes out fine. Best outcome was when there was no tuna for tuna salad sandwiches at noon. Discovered that sardines packed in olive oil were excellent; taste was nearly same.

I need to decide what to have for dinner tonight.

left-overs in thick soup, crockpot, biscuits. I can take it.

Brats and prayers.

She works the grease while he works the “grace”.

Nervous about adding marshmallows to yams.

You know, 70 million, you’re not eating doing the darn praying, either, or even the thoughts, maybe a fawt.

Mmm, prayer breakfast?

It’s the breakfast after the first night.

That explain why people say prayers before eating, please don’t let this food kill me.

That’s what I’d say if I were cooking. Fortunately, my husband is a good cook, so I gladly defer to him. He leaves the baking to me, so we’re both happy.

It’s a burnt offering!

Heat until the smoke alarm(s) start wailing.

And before you eat say grace!

Sometimes even prayer won’t help, time to call in a pro for “Last Rites”.