Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 25, 2023

April Showers?

For the love of God honey. Please don’t

Yep. Just run the 120V lines right through there. Your next shower will be shorter.

Video recording? Spare us.

i’d start with a cover of iron maiden’s rhyme of the ancient mariner – water,water everywhere there ain’t a drop to drink.

I wouldn’t play my electric in there if i were you…….

I think it was Bing Crosby who said, “In the shower, everybody thinks they sound like me.”

Yeah I have a couple of albums that sound like they were recorded in someone’s bathroom.

The good Lord bestowed upon me more blessings than any man deserves, however a good singing voice is not one of them. I don’t sound good to myself even in the shower. I gave up trying to sing decades ago.

Don’t do it, you’re not that good.

Weird Al Yankovich recorded his first song in a bathroom.

…yeah, I was going to talk to you about your singing…..

Sorry dude, Gene Kelly beat you to it.

I’m singin’ in the rain

Just singin’ in the rain

What a glorious feeling

I’m happy again.

I’m laughing at clouds.

So dark up above,

The sun’s in my heart

And I’m ready for love.

Let the stormy clouds chase.

Everyone from the place

Come on with the rain

I’ve a smile on my face

I walk down the lane

With a happy refrain

Just singing,

singing in the rain

Dancing in the rain

la ri la la ri la,

I’m happy again

I’m singin’ and dancing in the rain

I’m dancing and singin’ in the rain

It looks like she will get recruited to sing duets with him.

No video please.

He likes to rinse while singing Prince.

A really cool kareoke setup should include headphones for the singer with shower sound effects to make him think he’s singing better.

Audio or video studio? Video may make more cash.

I hope that’s an audio not video studio…

He will need the extra money for paying for the hot water after singing the enough Beatle’s catalog….

There’s an episode of “The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show” from 1971 on this exact idea.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pebbles_and_Bamm-Bamm_Show