Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 06, 2023

I used to work at a joint like that… Called Healthy Habits…. Looooong time ago.

Where’s the “All you should pay” restaurant?

Small portions, leave hungry, fleeced, and never go there again.

And the “All You Should Eat” depends on the science today…or was that last week…?

And they didn’t even put it in the fine print!

My nutritionist says I should only eat veggies and drink only drink water. I told her to shoot me first. I am not worried about that…I am Canadian. lol

This isn’t Golden Corral!

Depends on which diet guru founded the place. There are so many ‘experts’ and ‘pundits’ in nutrition [and almost every other facet of life], it’s hard to cut through to the correct menus. But the first step is the same for all of them – moderation in all foods is surest way to eating health.

So, nothing I like will be on the menu.

Phifffffft ….buffets

In a lot of restaurant’s the first thing I do is cut the meal in half. That way, I have a free lunch later in the week. It also often saves room for dessert.

Well, that’s no fun.

The sign says, “All you can eat for a dollar.” Waitress brings me a platter of burgers. I take one bite. The waitress takes away the platter and the rest of the uneaten burger from me and says, “that’s all you can eat for a dollar.”

Business got so bad, they had to should it down.

That a long wait while you fill out a dietary and medical questionnaire. A loooooong wait.

I heard the menu is rock salad.

She: Should we try it? He: Shouldn’t.