Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 18, 2023

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    Don’t remind me…

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    derdave969  11 months ago

    Oh great. I’m gonna be visited by three spirits and they’re all gonna nag about my weight.

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    I’d better not be haunted by any spirits about my weight. They can just spirit about 50 lbs away and take the flabby skin with them.

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    Direwolf  11 months ago

    The ghost of passive aggressive Christmas

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    Lee26 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Good times.

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    sandpiper  11 months ago

    Every person’s ghost, manifested daily instead of once a year.

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    PoodleGroomer  11 months ago

    Too much tough beef and cold potato in his gruel.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago

    Ah yes, the ghost of Christmas Body Shaming.

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    Bex Premium Member 11 months ago

    My impression from the story is that he was a healthy weight, maybe even a little bit chubby when he was apprenticed with Fezziwig. When he was so deep into his miserly ways as he got older, he was thinner because he deprived himself to preserve his fortune.

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    mindjob  11 months ago

    Punishment enough

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    The Ghost of Calories Yet to Come

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 11 months ago

    The judgmental ghost of Christmas past.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 11 months ago

    Daaang!!!

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    bakana  11 months ago

    Of course, in Ebenezer’s time, being Morbidly Obese and owning decent clothing was taken as a sign of Wealth.

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