Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 19, 2024

Our 401k has skyrocketed since Biden took over we made 7 K in one day last month.

Vintage kitsch!

Till the market in them tumbles when some new toy surfaces. Beanie Babies anyone? Cabbage Patch Dolls, maybe?

S-o-o-o-o-o-o . . . it’s a drink cup? What’s so special about that?

Gotta Love Rampant Inflation

Are they made by the tool company?

I have my retirement sewed up I own Trump NFTs.

I learned what a Stanley Tumbler was today. THIS is why I read GoComics.

I need to cash in my 401K so I can give all the money to Trump. After all he has done for me, he deserves it.

By the numbers: E, Jean Carroll Judgement: $83.3 M + New York Attorney Fraud Judgement: $354.9M = $438.2 M.

In 2020, 74.2M people voted for Trump. If each of them pony up $5.91, then they can bail their hero out of debt.

It’s not like they are going to spend the money on a latte; they are not woke-@ss liberals.

And a closet full of Furbies.

Who’s Stanley?

IRA is for big retirement accounts. Most women don’t have enough savings in their BRA.

IRA’s ain’t what they used to be. I’m 77 now, but when I was 22 I opened an IRA, thinking it to be a good idea. I have saved a statement that showed a 15.2 percent interest on that IRA. AND there was no Federal grab on it with the introduction of RMDs = Required Minimum Distributions.

I have a marvy collection of Muppet Baby tumblers

Her collection’s worth more than the Lord Stanley Cup.

They called it a Stanley Cup like it was some kind of expensive award. It’s … just … a … cup.

Could be better than investing in lottery tickets…

Love topical humor