Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 17, 2024

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    Superfrog  8 months ago

    Fill your wine glass with water and use it as a magnifying glass.

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    rekam Premium Member 8 months ago

    I have to remember to take my reading glasses with me.

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    dlkrueger33  8 months ago

    Yes….and please don’t tell me to scan the QR code!

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    That would be nice.

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    MRC112  8 months ago

    I don’t have a problem with small text. The problem I have is with poor contrast, so in restaurants I need glasses because the lighting is usually too low to read it properly. Turn the lights on properly and I’d be fine.

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    MaryBethJavorek1  8 months ago

    I can really relate to this and I also love closed caption on TV so I can know what they are talking about

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    tauyen  8 months ago

    One time at a restaurant I realized that i’d forgotten my ‘readers’ – luckily my wife was there to read the menu to me.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  8 months ago

    We’re here for the early bird specials.

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    davanden  8 months ago

    Why is this funny?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 8 months ago

    And there you have it……

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member 8 months ago

    “Is the dinner menu available at 3? Do you have a plate sharing charge?”

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 8 months ago

    I thought that said 2 senators.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    They’re the big, bold type.

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    KEA  8 months ago

    …and a table with sufficient illumination, please

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    raptor  8 months ago

    Some restaurants let seniors order from the child’s menu which is nice as the serving size is smaller.

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