Monty by Jim Meddick for May 21, 2001
Transcript:
"You have no idea where we are, do you?" "Relax. I learned in cub scouts that moss only grows on the north side of trees." "See. Moss. That's North." "Ok. So that's North. Now we know where North is...North is generally in that direction." "Ok. So where's our camp site?" "This is the part where I wish I'd continued on to boy scouts..."
I know, but at least you can die knowing where north was