Monty by Jim Meddick for June 05, 2001
June 04, 2001
June 06, 2001
Transcript:
"Running reruns or cranking out hastily drawn strips? Surely there must be another way for a cartoonist to go on vacation?" "You're right. Sometimes cartoonists hire assistants." "For instance this strip was written by Mr. Morty Tucker. He's a professional gag writer..." "Say, what's the difference between a jeweler and a microbiologist?" "Um...one sells watches and the other watches cells..." "Ok. You've heard that one..ok..no problem! I gotta million of 'em!"
Gosh, give the guy a break, Morty was supposed to be lame ;)Meanwhile.. Morty as a name.. the nose.. a comic… he’s a CRYPTO-JEW!Actually no so crypto. Anyways you’re good, you’re good… studied show that 68% of prof. comics are Jewish, 25% are African American, and 7% are Evangelical Christians.