Monty by Jim Meddick for June 11, 2001
Transcript:
"I had the most amazing dream last night...I dreamt I could jog..." "Jog? What's so amazing about that?" "Birds can't jog...it's like when humans dream they can fly..." "Yeah? Wow...I guess I never thought of it like that..." "I even dreamt I could wear sweat pants.." "Ok..now I'm pretty sure you're pulling my leg..."
Lay off the shrooms moon dog