Monty by Jim Meddick for June 14, 2001
Transcript:
"I had another jogging dream last night..." "I'm sick of hearing about your stupid jogging dreams!" "Y'know, jogging may look fun from the outside, but it's actually got a lot of downsides..." "Yeah, well I'm sick of you humans and your stupid flying dreams! Flying isn't all it's cracked up to be either!" "Jock itch. Sore knees. Athlete's foot." "Popping ears. Cold armpits. Chapped beak..."
Close encounters with Jumbo Jets and SUVs!