Monty by Jim Meddick for June 19, 2001
Transcript:
"I'm returning these pants because they have an extra pant leg..." "Sir, that's why they were labeled "slightly irregular" and marked down 75%" "I don't care how discounted they are, I don't want pants with...hey...how much are these baseball caps?" "It was so cheap I just couldn't resist." "Look at it this way...it's sort of like a hat Sherlock Holmes would wear if Sherlock Holmes wore baseball caps..."