Monty by Jim Meddick for August 14, 2001
Transcript:
?Monty?! Monty, where are?? ?I?m down here!? ?Oh, my?you?ve been transmuted by my quantum miniaturizer. Here?allow me to reverse the?? ?No! No! Wait! Let me finish watching this show! It?s like having a super wide-screen TV!? ?As you wish.? ?Oh?and one other thing?? ?Before you go, could you help me shove this dust mite off my ?Dorito???
One dorito, enough to feed 100 tiny Jim Gaffigans!