Monty by Jim Meddick for September 17, 2001
Transcript:
"Horseback riding? That sounds like a plan Loco dreamed up..." "Not at all...we both put our heads together and agreed it'd be a fun, romantic getaway..." "Well...I'm ready!" "No! No! Don't hit me! I said I'd go!!!" "This is a riding crop. It's for the horse..." "Um. Right. I knew that." "When you agreed to go, did she, by any chance, give you a sugar cube?"
I thought she left him for the pygmy flamenco dancer from Uruguay?