Monty by Jim Meddick for November 08, 2001
Transcript:
"I get the feeling I could ask the new mail carrier out on a date..." "What about Loco?" "Loco? Sure, Loco and I are "intimate" at times...and sometimes we hang out together but basically we don't really get along..." "I mean, is Loco even technically my girlfriend?" "It depends on what your definition of "IS" is..." "Whatever you do, make sure you handle the dry cleaning of all dresses..."
Well Loco did leave him for the pygmy flamenco dancer from Uruguay and then when Monty was a hermit she was with that Josh dude in the tub! Besides she’s crazy and treats Monty terrible!