Monty by Jim Meddick for November 12, 2001
Transcript:
"Hmm..a stray dog...and mail carriers hate dogs..." "This might be my big break!" "Don't worry! I can handle this flea bag!" "RARF"! "OOO! How I hate dogs! Running around..barking! Biting! Pooping! Oo! Sometimes I just feel like dousing them all in mace!!!" "That's my dog. She must've gotten out of my truck." "Except, of course, for this particular breed, which I cheris with all my heart..."