Monty by Jim Meddick for November 16, 2001
Transcript:
"So, uh...maybe, after your route, we could get together for coffee or..." "Um..don't you have a girlfriend?" "Girlfriend?...oh..you must mean Loco...no. She's just a friend who's a girl..." "Then what's with the love letter?" "Love letter? From Loco? That's impossible!" "Dear @#!@$ head, I've heard rumors about you and the new mail..." "See, technically this isn't a love letter..this is hate mail..."