Monty by Jim Meddick for November 28, 2001
Transcript:
"Hi. I notice you're a bohemian author too. What are you working on?" "I'm writing a novel about the daily dramas that take place in a coffee shop." "Uh...no...no. You can't do that...that's what I'm doing. I thought of it first..." "Sorry. I got here before you...at 9:42. I thought of it first!" "Don't tell me you're writing a coffee shop novel too.." "I've got you both beat..9:33...how do you think I got the corner window seat?"
Ha! What a bunch of dweebs