Monty by Jim Meddick for January 11, 2002
Transcript:
"He graffitied my gnome again!" "The only way to address this issue is to understand the mind of the juvenile offender..." "Clearly the young graffiti artist comes from a broken home, has experienced neglect and uses graffiti as a means of gaining attention, self-esteem and..." "Wow, I've never seen sarcastic graffiti before..." "Also, I endured harsh potty-training in infancy."
I guess Mr. Pi shaves his antennae off every day lol