Monty by Jim Meddick for January 19, 2002
Transcript:
"I hear you have a haunted portrait..." "I had a haunted portrait, but I fixed it..." "I painted sunglasses on so the staring eyes wouldn't freak me out..." "That's no good!...You can still feel a stare even through the sunglasses..." "Oh yeah? Then tell me where my eyes are looking right now..." "SLAP" "Lucky guess."