Monty by Jim Meddick for March 13, 2002

Transcript:

"So, as a vampire, you must get to make out with a lot of hot babes...vampires have special hynotic powers right?" "Well...um...actually..." "Being a nerd vampire can interfere with the hypnotic powers..." "I forgot my zip code. Can I have yours?" "Um..I mean, phone number...I forgot my phone..ummm..." "So..uh..what do you do to get some..um..blood?..." "Mostly I stay home with my Playstation 2 and suck on a rare rump roast..."