Monty by Jim Meddick for May 13, 2002
Transcript:
"Stardate 3333.1: While on a routine exploratory mission, we've encountered a world known as "The planet of cat lovers..." "Mr. Spot, what are you picking up?" "Sensors indicate a humanoid population fixated on felines and feline-related products.." "All consumer items..T-shirts, mugs, tote bags, etc...depict cats in one form or another." "Clearly we're dealing with a highly advanced culture here." "Clearly."