Monty by Jim Meddick for June 22, 2002
Transcript:
"Surprised, huh? I can tell by the look on your face." "I finally got tired of being "Mr. Pasty-white-coffin-man." "Call me vain, but I went out and got some self-tanning lotion." "Check it out! Now I'm "Mr. Laid-back-beach-bum-dude!" "Vampires can't see their reflections in the mirrors, can they?" "Why do you ask?"