Monty by Jim Meddick for August 16, 2002
Transcript:
"Ok..here's a problem: "..and then grandma stepped in the wolf's doody.." "Why? What's wrong?" "Children's literature, because it addresses young, impressionable minds, must avoid references to bodily functions deemed "indecent" by society at large.." "Hmm..ok." "I'll change it to "Grandma was devoured by the wolf.." "Much better."
Digestion (of grandmothers) is still a bodily function!