Monty by Jim Meddick for September 17, 2002
Transcript:
"Yawwn.." "How can you be tired? You're a vampire! You're supposed to be up all night!" "I didn't get a good day's sleep. I kept tossing and turning in the coffin all afternoon.." "It's nights like these when I really don't feel like prowling the west end and feasting on the blood of Harlots.."
Time to phone for a pizza delivery?