Monty by Jim Meddick for September 27, 2002
September 26, 2002
September 28, 2002
Transcript:
"Our dairy crisis worsens.." "There are reports of yogurt riots in the outlying provinces and.." "Sir, I just received word that we only have half of our stockpile of half-and-half remaining." "and half of that half-and-half is past its expiration date.." "So..does that mean we have 1/4 and 1/4 or 1/8 and 1/8 left?" "I sent Brad across the hall for a calulator..."
