Monty by Jim Meddick for October 02, 2002
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?Aren?t you upset?!..?..You just got a ?Dear John? letter.? ?No. My girlfriend is quite sensible..I?m sure she found an adequate replacement..? ?That?s not the point!..? ?You should be jealous!..Outraged!!..? ?Ah!..I know! Try closing your eyes and picturing them together?? ?Well? What?re they doing?? ?He?s helping her repoint the grout in the bathroom.?