Monty by Jim Meddick for October 17, 2002
Transcript:
?O, imperious leader, I fear news of our planet?s dairy shortage has been leaked to the human media?? ?How is that possible?? ?I have no uncovered the source of the leaks, but I have seen the results.? ?Look.? ?Got milk?? ?This is but one example. In other periodicals I found additional taunting images of humans with diary-product residue above their orifices.? ?These humans are even more barbaric that we first suspected??