Monty by Jim Meddick for March 11, 2003
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?C?mon. Try a small bite?? ?What?s it to you? What do you care if I want crackers or not?? ?Well?Um?I just think you?d enjoy?ummm?? ?Y?know what I think??I think you want me to be a typical parrot who repeats what you say, asks for crackers and amuses your friends?? ?Ok, fine! If that?s the way you feel, forget the crackers!? ?Say, have you ever tried riding a little tricycle before??