Monty by Jim Meddick for July 29, 2003
Transcript:
?Ah! A puppet show!? ?What better way for a ventriloquist and his dummy to bond?!?? ?Four dollars, please.? ?Welcome to the enchanted kingdom!? ?I am Sir Noodlesword, slayer of dragons!? ?C?mon! This guy can?t act! Are we supposed t?believe this little wussy can take on a dragon?!?