Monty by Jim Meddick for August 02, 2003
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?A woodchipper? Ha! You don?t have the guts!? ?Oh?is that so?? ?AHHH! HELP!? ?Hold it right there!? ?Um?what is it, officer?? ?Officer Chuckles and I were on our way to a police benevolent fundraiser when we spotted this suspicious activity.? ?He?he?s trying to chip me!? ?You have the right to keep your lips fully closed??