Monty by Jim Meddick for August 21, 2003
August 20, 2003
August 22, 2003
Transcript:
?So, sir. I?ll put you down for the ?Empire Master Coil 3000.? ?zzzz, huh?? ?Sir, ?Empire Master Coil 3000.? I?ll need a credit card or..? ?Snort credit card?? ?Um..yes. It?s comfortable but I?d also like to try out the Chesterfield Gossamer Foam 600.? ?Sir, we have a policy: You WET the mattress, you BUY the mattress.? ?Wet the??? ?Drool, sir.?
That was close!