Monty by Jim Meddick for September 20, 2003

Transcript:

"I've discovered a new subatomic particle!" "I call it: The "Shyon." "It's an extremely shy elementary particle. It can only be coaxes out of the atom with reassuring words and indirect eye contact..." "C'mon out and meet Mr. Pi...he's a very nice fellow and he'd really like to meet..." "Nuts!" "It was just about out when a coupla bozons had to show up and ruin everything..."