Monty by Jim Meddick for September 29, 2003
Transcript:
"I'm working on a diagram to help me understand this phenomena you earthlings call "Friendship." "I've noted that some individuals, like Moondog, have many friends." "Then there are other individuals who are odd and awkward and consequently have fewer friends...." "Oh, but don't feel bad, Mr. Pi...I'm sure you could make more friends if you..." "Actually, this bar represents you..."
Not statistically significant, the story of his life…